
The Nonabeez are no ordinary dysfunctional family, they consist of Mam, Dad, Daughter, 2 Uncles and friends of the family,
The series is base around the Father of the family Wodda Stench, he walks like a monkey and acts like and ass, his partner Hilda Curtain who was christened
Annette but change her name during high school because, well kids can be cruel they would tease her and make her cry then say " Annette Curtain you big
baby PULLLL YOURSELF TOGETHER girl ". Hilda is not the most attractive woman in the world, actually she's not even the most attractive woman in Tyneside
where the sitcom taken place, but she seems to think she's stunning and of cause Wodda love her although you wouldn't think it at times.
Between them they managed to make a lovely child called Bonny and because Wodda and Hilda aren't married Bonny was given her Mother's surname, Curtain,
despite Wodda and Hilda not having a single brain cell between them they some how managed to give the girls name some thought when she was born, can you
imagine if she's been called after her Dad, the poor lass would of been called Bonny Stench.
Bonny has two Uncles, on her Dad's side his brother Burni who's for ever getting in to trouble with the Law he's not such a bad lad, more like a lovable rouge
who claims he's always just in the wrong place at the right. His best mate is Skemi Grime who used to live with is Mother Lou Grime until she caught him steeling
from her, and send him packing, Lou's and old pro and think she's still got it, but others would tell you different, anyway Skemi and his Mother are both from
Liverpool, her husband was a nasty drunk so one day Lou just had enough and took Skemi, pack a few bags and headed north, and found themselves in
Geordie Land.
Skemi met Burni while Burni was trying to push a car into the back lane, where Wodda used to live before he won the Lotto, Skemi asked Burni if he wanted a
hand pushing his car, Burni took one look at Skemi and said " nor ya alreet mucka, a can manage " Skemi didn't understand what Burni said so pursued to
help him push the car around the corner in to the back lane. Now your wondering why Burni didn't want Skemi's help, it wasn't that the car wasn't Burni's, well
actually it wasn't, but the reason was solely because Skemi had a white hoodie on that was stained with red stuff that looked like tomato soup and stunk of not
very pleasant odours, he wore this stupid looking woolie had that was just as filthy as his hoodie and tracksuit bottom which were also stained with something
Brrni could only describe as Wee Wee and he had this very strange movement thing going on with his hands. Putting all the stains and stink to one side they
eventually became the best of friends.
Bonny's other Uncle his Hilda's brother, Pulla (Paul) but as a baby just learning to talk he could never seem to get his tongue around the word Paul and always
pronounced it Pulla the name stuck and not even his own family call him Paul now. He's a little dippy but has a heart of gold always wanting to do the right thing.
We must forget Hilda's old school friend Sandy Lane, who married and then was left widowed after only 3 years of marriage, Sandy originally from Scotland
move to England when she was 10 due to her fathers work, but when Sandy was only 17 both her parents were killing in tragic ballooning accident whilst on
holiday in Africa fortunately for Sandy she had a fear of heights and didn't go for that balloon trip with her Mam and Dad. At 18 Sandy meet a young guy whilst
her and Hilda were down Whitley Bay drinking when they met Sid, who was on a Stag weekend from, would you believe it! Scotland, Well Sandy couldn't believe
her luck, the pair wrote and phoned one another and after 6 months Sandy moved to Castle Douglas where Sid Knee lived. All went well for about 5 year when
they planned on getting married, exactly 13 days before the wedding a massive storm hit Castle Douglas and Sid was struck down by lightning. The letters and
phones became more frequent between Hilda and Sandy with Sandy popping down to Tyneside for the odd weekend. After roughly 15 years with talks of
moving back to be near her best friend, she was finally going to move until she met Sonny Beach a farmer for the Isle of Arran, it was love at first sight for them
both, with in 3 month they were married and Sandy Lane became Mrs Sandy Beach and it was this marriage where her husband die of a heart attack right in the
middle of making love. Sandy was distort, and is once again talked of move down to Tyneside.
I didn't mention Jim Jock or PC Failure, you'll meet them later. Check out the photo gallery's below.




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Nonabeez photo gallery while shooting the episode Invite Yourself
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Nonabeez photo gallery while shooting the episode Invite Yourself
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Introducing Smokey Stench Wodda's cousin from State Side and his best mate Roach Material, Smokey and Roach are a couple of wanabee rap stars who made two single that flopped, they tried their hand at stand up and fail miserably
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