The Nonabeez are no ordinary dysfunctional family, they consist of Mam, Dad, Daughter, 2 Uncles and friends of the family,

The series is base around the Father of the family Wodda Stench, he walks like a monkey and acts like and ass, his partner Hilda Curtain who was christened
Annette but change her name during high school because, well kids can be cruel they would tease her and make her cry then say " Annette Curtain you big
baby PULLLL YOURSELF TOGETHER girl ".  Hilda is not the most attractive woman in the world, actually she's not even the most attractive woman in Tyneside
where the sitcom taken place, but she seems to think she's stunning and of cause Wodda love her although you wouldn't think it at times.

Between them they managed to make a lovely child called Bonny and because Wodda and Hilda aren't married Bonny was given her Mother's surname, Curtain,
despite Wodda and Hilda not having a single brain cell between them they some how managed to give the girls name some thought when she was born, can you
imagine if she's been called after her Dad, the poor lass would of been called Bonny Stench.

Bonny has two Uncles, on her Dad's side his brother Burni who's for ever getting in to trouble with the Law he's not such a bad lad, more like a lovable rouge
who claims he's always just in the wrong place at the right.  His best mate is Skemi Grime who used to live with is Mother Lou Grime until she caught him steeling
from her, and send him packing, Lou's and old pro and think she's still got it, but others would tell you different, anyway Skemi and his Mother are both from
Liverpool, her husband was a nasty drunk so one day Lou just had enough and took Skemi, pack a few bags and headed north, and found themselves in
Geordie Land.

Skemi met Burni while Burni was trying to push a car into the back lane, where Wodda used to live before he won the Lotto, Skemi asked Burni if he wanted a
hand pushing his car, Burni took one look at Skemi and said
" nor ya alreet mucka, a can manage " Skemi didn't understand what Burni said so pursued to
help him push the car around the corner in to the back lane.  Now your wondering why Burni didn't want Skemi's help, it wasn't that the car wasn't Burni's, well
actually it wasn't, but the reason was solely because Skemi had a white hoodie on that was stained with red stuff that looked like tomato soup and stunk of not
very pleasant odours, he wore this stupid looking woolie had that was just as filthy as his hoodie and tracksuit bottom which were also stained with something
Brrni could only describe as Wee Wee and he had this very strange movement thing going on with his hands.  Putting all the stains and stink to one side they
eventually became the best of friends.

Bonny's other Uncle his Hilda's brother, Pulla (Paul) but as a baby just learning to talk he could never seem to get his tongue around the word Paul and always
pronounced it Pulla the name stuck and not even his own family call him Paul now. He's a little dippy but has a heart of gold always wanting to do the right thing.

We must forget Hilda's old school friend Sandy Lane, who married and then was left widowed after only 3 years of marriage, Sandy originally from Scotland
move to England when she was 10 due to her fathers work, but when Sandy was only 17 both her parents were killing in tragic ballooning accident whilst on
holiday in Africa fortunately for Sandy she had a fear of heights and didn't go for that balloon trip with her Mam and Dad.  At 18 Sandy meet a young guy whilst
her and Hilda were down Whitley Bay drinking when they met Sid, who was on a Stag weekend from, would you believe it! Scotland,  Well Sandy couldn't believe
her luck, the pair wrote and phoned one another and after 6 months Sandy moved to Castle Douglas where Sid Knee lived. All went well for about 5 year when
they planned on getting married, exactly 13 days before the wedding a massive storm hit Castle Douglas and Sid was struck down by lightning.  The letters and
phones became more frequent between Hilda and Sandy with Sandy popping down to Tyneside for the odd weekend.  After roughly 15 years with talks of
moving back to be near her best friend, she was finally going to move until she met  Sonny Beach a farmer for the Isle of Arran, it was love at first sight for them
both, with in 3 month they were married and Sandy Lane became Mrs Sandy Beach and it was this marriage where her husband die of a heart attack right in the
middle of making love.  Sandy was distort, and is once again talked of move down to Tyneside.

I didn't mention Jim Jock or PC Failure, you'll meet them later.
Check out the photo gallery's below.
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Wodda Stench
Old school wall Hilda love Wodda
Wodda and Bonny
Skemi and Lou Grime
Wodda, Pulla and Bernie
Wodda and Sandy Beach backing the days of the old school yard
Skemi Grime
Bonny Curtain age 2 and a half
Sandy Beach backing the days of the old school yard
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Nonabeez photo gallery while shooting the episode The Unwelcome Visitor/s
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wodda stench as a security office in the unwelcome visitor
skemi grime as a security office in the unwelcome visitor
other characters are jimmy jock, the unwelcome visitor, the controller and PC failure
wodda entres cabin and he late for his shift
skemi moans about wodda being late
wodda tell skemi he needed a shave
skemi chats to wodda about if they went on who wants to be a millionare
wodda express his opion about going on millionare
skemi rings jimmy jock
jimmy jock is on the loo when skemi and wodda give him call
skemi put the phone between him and wodda so the can both hear what jimmy jock has to say
wodda lies about the site him and skemi are on, he tells jimmy jock that they are looking after the pop star spritiany beeas
out on patrol
out on patrol wodda spots an unwelcome visitor
the unwelcome visitor is climbing up the fence he's hard to see as he's all in black put if you look slightly off centre of the fence you can just about see him
the unwelcome visitor in now on top of the fence
the unwelcome visitor is now in the grounds where wodda and skemi are
the unwelcome visitor is up to no good
wodda puts is hand over skemi's mouth to shut him up
wodda is telling skemi to be quite
the unwelcome visitor finds what he's been looking for
wodda sneeks up on the unwelcome visitor
the unwelcome visitor turns around
wodda thumps the unwelcome visitor and knocks him clean out
wodda draggs the unwelcome visitor in to the cabin and tells skemi to ring the police
skemi calls the police but doesn't know where he is wodda tells him it's SITE 23 the industrial est the police can't help and tell skemi to call his controller
wodda tells skemi to call control
skemi calls the controller
the controller tells skemi he'll sort it
skemi says he hears a car, wodda said that'll be the law
skemi and wodda have a quick clear up before the police arrive
wodda clears the work tops
PC failure comes to collect the unwelcome visitor
PC failure walks towards the unwelcome visitor and take him away
not long after the police have gone wodda and skemi hear a big bang and the cabin shakes wodda tells skemi to hit the floor
skemi ducks down and asks wodda what the noise was, wodda tells skemi to go and find out
skemi goes to investigate and gets mobbed by mud bombs thrown at him by the local kids and he's had enough of this shift and wants to go home
skemi turns to head home
wodda has to agree it's been one hell of a night, so it's lights out and off they go
Nonabeez photo gallery
while shooting
the episode
Invite Yourself
Introducing Smokey Stench
Wodda's cousin from State Side
and his best mate  Roach
Material, Smokey and Roach are
a couple of wanabee rap stars
who made two single that
flopped, they tried their hand at
stand up and fail miserably
wodda stench father to bonny and partner to hilda (annette) curtain
skemi grime son of lou grime, skemi is bernie stenches best mate and bernie stench is wodda's brother
annette curtain HILDA is bonny's mother and sister of pulla curtain she is also the long suffering partner of wodda stench
bonny cutain daughter of wodda and hilda but brighter than the pair of them put together
smokey stench lives state site cousin of wodda and bernie
roach material from america best friend to smokey stench wodda and bernie cousin
cheey monkey wodda cats who he seems to love more than hilda
wodda tells skemi to put some of the muck from in-between his toes in to smokey's cuppa
smokey throughing up after wodda speaks of skemi's bad habbits
skemi spots PC failure
PC failure is looking for bernie stench
roach spots PC failure
cheeky the cat had used skemi's new sheet as a loo
skemi knocks on wodda the next morning after smokey and roach have left
wodda making a fried egg sandwich
wodda's eating his sandwich and skemi asks for some
wodda chucks skemi a bit of sandwich that wouldn't fill a bird
wodda in the kichen say hello to cheecky with a big kiss
bonny curtain is doing some homework while her dad relays a message to her about skemi
bonny is tell her mam hilda about things she's been teaching skemi i.e reading, writing and maths
wodda give skemi a giggle egg
wodda is unimpressed at skemi's danceing
skemi is have a party he stars dance to music that isn't really tere it's all in his head thanks to the giggle egg wodda give himh
skemi is hallucinations from a giggle egg that wodda give him, will wodda is in the kitchen skemi gets a visit from some guy skemi calls SOLTAN
skemi trying to fight off soltan
soltan and his batton of power, how scared is skemi now
skemi scared wittless cruched up in a ball on wodda sofa
skemi taken a glass from wodda
wodda tell skemi he's going for a glass of milk, YES and that's just wha wodda brings him a glass full of nothingt
wodda places his glass of milk on the sideboard
wodda sends skemi to the shed so he can sleep his giggle egg experience off
hilda comes in to the living room after being a sleep in the bedroom and asks if she's missed anything
bonny finds a giggle egg and put's it in her dad cuppa

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